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Short Girls are not small we're Concentrated Rage

I'm not chubby I'm just Easy To See From Far Away

I'm a Redhead my temper comes with The Hair

I'm not blonde I just Had A Moment Or Ten

I'm in my Forties I don't have the energy To Pretend To Like You

Fifty fabulous and Fresh Out Of Patience

Sixty and still Sassy just Slower About It

I'm not sweating I'm just Sparkling Violently

I'm a Coffee Drinking Dog Loving slightly Crazy Woman

I'm a southern lady so when I say Bless Your Heart Run

I'm a quiet woman but don't Mistake My Silence For Weakness

I garden so I don't Bury People in the Backyard

I'm the crazy lady with Books, Coffee And Too Many Cats

I thought it said Wine Yoga so now I'm Disappointed

I speak Fluent Sarcasm and a little Eye Roll

Nap Queen sleeping my way Through Retirement one couch At A Time

Old Lady Gang we don't fight we just Talk About You

never underestimate an old woman with A Purse full of Everything

My hair is done my nails are done My Patience Is Also Done

Age is just A Number in my case A Really Big One

I'm not old I'm just Assembled from Discontinued Parts

Senior Citizen give me my Discount and Get Off My Lawn

I still Dance I just Sit Down between songs

I walked in this room for a reason Now I Live Here

Party at my house starts at 5 Ends At 7 Very Wild

My knees Crack more than My Jokes

I used to stay out late now I Stay In And I Love It

Retired my day's biggest event is The Mail Arriving

I'm not old I just Wear Sweaters In July

Young at heart slightly Older in Other Places

I don't need a smartphone I need my Grandkid To Fix It

at my age I'm not Rude I'm just Out Of Time For Lies

My social life is the Pharmacy Line and I'm Thriving

Early Bird dinner at 4 Bed By 8 and Proud Of It

I'm looking for my glasses and my phone While Holding Both

Retired I have no Alarm Clock just A Bladder