Grandpa & Grandkids (95 Designs)

Yes! I’m a spoiled granddaughter, but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy old grandpa. He’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but he knows more than he says, thinks more than he speaks & notices more than you realize.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

I am not retired. I’m under new management. See grandkids for details.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

5 Things You Should Know About My Grandpa

Yes! I’m a spoiled granddaughter, but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grandpa. He is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but I love him and he is my best friend.

Yes! I’m a spoiled granddaughter, but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy old grandpa. He’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but he knows more than he says, thinks more than he speaks & notices more than you realize.

Don’t mess with me. My grandpa doesn’t just look crazy. He has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people. But he treats me like a princess.

Of course I have the best partner in crime in the world! Haven’t you seen my Grandpa

Me and Grandpa are more than besties. I am his accomplice and he is my alibi

Don’t be jealous just because I have a freaking awesome Grandpa. He’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but he knows more than he says, thinks more than he speaks & notices more than you realize. He is also a grumpy old man.

Grandfather & granddaughter He is her hero She is his princess

Don't mess with me my Grandpa is a grumpy old man with a bad hip, a short temper and a Shovel He knows places Nobody will ever look

Old Men look so harmless until you touch their Thermostat... then they're like a Bear woken up in January

Be nice to me my Grandma still owns the Wooden Spoon and she has Excellent Aim

Retired but still Dangerous I have time, a pickup truck and absolutely No Patience for stupid people

Warning this Nana has had No Nap proceed at Your Own Risk

I don't need a Weather App my knees already told me It's Gonna Rain

what happens at Grandma's Stays at Grandma's and no, mom Doesn't Need To Know

Grandpa can fix anything except The TV Remote the thermostat and your attitude

I'm the sweet Grandma who crochets Bakes Cookies and cusses like A Sailor

Mess with my Grandkids and you'll learn Grandma doesn't need Google to find you She Has Church Friends

Grandpa runs on Black Coffee bad jokes and the sweet silence of nobody Touching His Stuff

don't let the cardigan fool you I run the Bingo Hall like a Mob Boss

I have one rule Stay off My Lawn that includes you Squirrels

I'm not the babysitter I'm the Grandma I don't follow your rules I Make New Ones

mom says no ask grandma grandma says no call the Great Grandma She Outranks Everybody

Ask me about The Good Old Days then cancel Your Afternoon

I have a Heart of Gold a mouth like a Trucker and grandkids worth Going To Jail For

Yes I'll lend you my tools right after you sign This Contract In Blood

I'm not a sweet little old lady I'm a Grumpy Old Woman who was a Wild Child

Grandpa the man the myth The Bad Jokes

At my age I've seen it all done it all heard it all I just Can't Remember Any Of It

never underestimate an old man with a Pickup Truck and a Free Afternoon

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