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A good friend bails you out a best friend Is Sitting Next To You In Jail

yes this is my sister's shirt no she Doesn't Know Don't Tell Her

Middle Child the one mom Forgot To Worry About

I'm the Oldest I made the Mistakes so you could Copy Them

I'm the Youngest the rules Don't Apply mom's Favorite... Obviously

double the trouble double the Attitude we're Twins

My sister thinks she's my Mom and honestly She's Kind Of Right

We don't Gossip we just Share Updates loudly

my Sister my partner in crime Wine and Bad Ideas

I tease my Sister because I love her A Little Too Much

When we're old we'll be the Grandmas who Started The Fight At Bingo

Sisters Forever annoying each other Since Birth

I don't have friends I have Crazy People who Like Me

My brother can fix Anything with Duct Tape And Prayer

Mom said call your sister I said She Knows My Number

Cousin Crew making Family Reunions loud since Forever

Warning I come with a Best Friend who has no Filter

I'm the Cool Aunt I spoil them then Send Them Home

I'm the Aunt I'm like a mom only Cooler And Louder

Uncle the man the myth The Bad Influence

I'm the Fun Uncle what mom says no to I Say Maybe

Mess with My Nieces and you'll meet Their Crazy Auntie

I get my Attitude from my Freakin' Awesome Mom she's a bit crazy And Scares Me Too

Yes I'm a Spoiled Daughter but not yours I'm the property of a Grumpy Old Dad

I'm a Mama's Boy and if you have a Problem With That Talk To Her

Raising My Mom is so hard She Doesn't Listen

Dear boys my Dad has a shovel And An Alibi

I'm not like my dad I'm Worse Sorry Mom

I'm a Daughter my mom gave me her looks And Her Sarcasm

My mom is sweet until You Mess With Her Son

I'm not spoiled I'm just Daddy's Girl and he Agrees

I'm not like my mom I'm Exactly Like My Mom

My dad isn't perfect but he's My Hero And My Bad Influence

We're not a Normal Family we're a Limited Edition

We're not yelling we're Italian... Or Just This Family

Tall Girls look so intimidating but really we're just Here To Reach The Top Shelf