Best Seller Family (1843 Designs)

Nurses Know exactly who Took Our Pen We Just Can't Prove It

My Watch Says Fifteen Thousand Steps and my shift Isn't Over

Yes I Can Hear You Whispering from Across The Room

If You Can't See My Mirrors I can't see you Give Me Room

Family Came For Thanksgiving but first they asked for The Wi-Fi Password

The Turkey Is Fine but The Stuffing Is The Real Star

Matching Pajamas forty tries and Nobody Smiled At The Same Time

December 26th find me in The Returns Line With Everyone Else

Grandma Took Forty Photos and her thumb Is In Every One

Grandpa's Jacket is older than My Mom And Still Fits Fine

Grandma's TV volume is on Ninety-Eight The Neighbors Watch Too

Grandpa's Directions turn left where The Old Barn Used To Be

Professional Purse Holder while my wife Shops

My Husband Hears one tiny Noise In The Car And Cancels All Our Plans

Kickstand Up Worries Down see you Down The Road

Don't Open the Butter Tub Those Are My Worms

Shift Starts With A Perfect Bun and ends with A Bird's Nest

Teacher Treasure Glue Sticks guarded Like Gold

Trucker Victory finding a Parking Spot After 9 PM

Merging Is A Team Sport please Join The Team

Dad Checked The Turkey every ten minutes For Six Hours

Thanksgiving Seating Chart took more Planning Than My Wedding

Undefeated Ugly Sweater champion Three Years Running

Mom Wrapped Forty Gifts and forgot Every Single Tag

"I Already Ate" means nothing to Grandma She's Making You A Plate

Grandpa's Coffee Can holds Every Screw Since 1974

Grandma Joined The Family Group Chat now we all get Good Morning Flowers Daily

Grandpa's Helper my only job is Holding The Flashlight And Getting Yelled At

My Husband Bought A New Tool for a job that Took Ten Seconds

My Husband watches Three Shows At The Same Time

Forty Degrees Out and I still Took The Bike My Fingers Disagree

My Wife Thinks I Own Two Rods let's keep It That Way

My Signature Scent is Hand Sanitizer And Hospital Coffee

Teacher Voice works on Thirty Kids And My Husband

Answered The Same Question eleven times Before 8:30 AM

Thousands Of Miles and the best one is The Last Mile Home