Best Seller Family (1875 Designs)

Thanksgiving Morning the real battle is over Oven Space And Nobody's Winning

Mom Said "Just A Few People" and then Twenty-Six Showed Up

Dad Bought One More Inflatable now you can see our yard From The Highway

Mom Says "I Love It" then quietly asks For The Gift Receipt

Grandpa Tells The Same Joke every visit and still Laughs The Hardest

Grandma Still Mails A Card With Cash even though I'm A Grown Adult

Grandpa Washes His Truck every Sunday Even If It Rains Monday

Saying Goodbye at grandma's house Takes Forty-Five Minutes

"I'm Not Asleep" he's just Resting His Eyes And Snoring Loudly

My Husband Knows Which Neighbor still has Every Tool He Lent Out

Full Tank Open Road and Nowhere I Have To Be

I Can Wait Five Hours for one fish But Not Five Minutes At The Mall

Reheated My Coffee Four Times and still Drank It Cold

Got Called "Mom" three times today And Answered Every Time

Dear Four-Wheelers my blind spot is Bigger Than Your Patience

Home For Two Days and my dog Still Remembers Me

One Person Carves The Turkey and eleven people Give Advice

The Last Dinner Roll has been sitting there For An Hour Nobody's Brave Enough

Every December dad untangles The Same Lights He Swore He Packed Neatly

Wrapped Forty Gifts and now I can't find The Tape Or The Scissors

Grandpa Checks The Weather six times a day Just To Stay Ahead

Ask Grandma about her grandkids And Get Comfortable She Brought Photos

Grandpa Still Finds A Quarter behind my ear Every Single Time

If Grandma Is Cold everybody Puts On A Sweater

He Doesn't Need Directions he's just taking The Scenic Route Again

Spent Twenty Minutes looking for the remote He Was Sitting On It

One Wave on the highway and A Stranger Becomes Family

My Lucky Fishing Hat has never been Washed And Never Will Be

The Moment a nurse sits down Every Call Light Goes Off At Once

My Scrub Pockets Hold Six Pens tape, snacks and Somebody Else's Scissors

Fourteen Markers on my desk and Thirteen Are Dried Out

I Know A Radio Station in every state and A Diner In Every Town

This Turkey Has Been Thawing Since Sunday and the middle is Still Frozen Solid

I Don't Fill A Plate I Build One layer by layer with Gravy As The Cement

This Fruitcake has been passed around Since 1998 Nobody Has Opened It

Dad's Light Display runs on fourteen Extension Cords And Pure Faith