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My Husband can't go anywhere Without Making A New Best Friend

I Measure My Life in Miles Not Years

Two Fingers Down if you know You Know Ride Safe

Don't Open The Fridge that's not yogurt It's Bait

Nurse Superpowers Bladder Of Steel and Cold Coffee

Hi, I'm A Teacher and I own Too Many Colorful Pens

I Can Back 53 Feet into a tight spot Just Don't Watch Me

The GPS Said turn left My Gut Said Keep On Trucking

Thanksgiving Dress Code anything with An Elastic Waistband

Bring Back My Containers or no Leftovers Next Year

One Bulb Out and dad spends Three Hours Finding It

The Cookies for santa Never Make It Past Dad

Grandpa Can Fix It just give him A Coffee And Three Business Days

Grandpa Says he invented Every Dance Move You Think Is New

Grandma Hugs come with Extra Squeeze No Refunds

Grandma's Kitchen you came for a visit You Leave With Three Plates To Go

Honey Where's The Ketchup it's right there Behind The Milk

Every Gas Station is a Reunion When You Ride

I'm Not Ignoring You I'm just Waiting On A Bite

No Signal at the lake That's The Point Of Going

Nurse Lunch Break happens at 4:30 PM Standing Up

I Said It Once I said it twice I Wrote It On The Board

My Kids Know Me by my CB Handle Not My Name

Kids Pulled The Arm so I Honked The Horn Best Part Of My Day

I Don't Use A Timer the Smoke Alarm Tells Me It's Done

Thanksgiving Seating guess who got The Folding Chair Again

Christmas Morning dad is out in the garage Looking For Batteries

Our Tree Went Up before The Pumpkins Came Down

Grandma Calls on Speakerphone The Whole Store Hears

Grandpa Waves at Every Truck Knows None Of Them

Ask Grandpa he remembers when Gas Was Thirty Cents

Grandma Doesn't Say Hello she says Did You Eat Sit Down

I'll Fix It Saturday said my husband Three Saturdays Ago

Rode Home in the Rain Saved On A Shower

My GPS Says take the highway I Said Back Roads Only

Home By Noon is the Biggest Lie In Fishing