Gifts for Wife (82)

Sorry, my heart only beats for my freaking awesome wife who drives me crazy and treats me like a king. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

Sorry, my heart only beats for my freaking awesome wife who drives me crazy and treats me like a king. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

I found my love when I found my spoiled wife who makes my world beautiful. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes.

Yes! I’m a spoiled husband but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome wife. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes.

Sorry, ladies, I’m married to a freaking awesome wife. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes. But I love her & she is my life.

Sorry, my heart only beats for my freaking awesome wife who drives me crazy and treats me like a king. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

Sorry, I'm a spoiled husband but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy old wife.

Sorry my heart only beats for my freaking awesome wife, who drives me crazy and treats me like a king. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

Sorry I’m a spoiled husband, but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy old wife.

The dumbest thing you can possibly do is piss off my wife. She will open the gates of hell and escort your ass right on in, and she will do it with a smile on her face.

I am a grumpy old man. I do what I want, when I want, where I want! Except I gotta ask my wife… One sec.

I NEVER DREAMED I’D END UP MARRYING A PERFECT FREAKIN’ WIFE, BUT HERE I AM LIVING THE DREAM.

I asked God for a miracle. He sent me my sexy & crazy wife. She's stubborn, messy & a brat at times. She's clumsy, loud & a bit silly.

I found my love When I found my spoiled wife Who makes my world beautiful She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes I am her king & She is my destiny Falling in love with her I had no control

They call me a lucky man because I have a freakin’ sexy wife. She has anger issues, she is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but I love her and she is my life. Mess with me and they’ll never find your body.

Today I don’t feel like doing anything, except my wife. I’d do her.

Yes! i'm a spoiled grumpy old man but not yours i'm the property of a freaking awesome wife she's a bit crazy & scares me sometimes mess with me the beast in her will awake & they'll never find your body

Sorry ladies i’m married to a freakin’ sexy wife she’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes but i am her king she is my whole world i love her forever and always

My wife: the sweetest, most beautiful, loving, amazing, evil, psychotic creature you’ll ever meet

Yes! I’m a spoiled grumpy old man, but not yours. I’m the property of a freaking awesome wife. She was born in August.

Yes! I’m a spoiled grumpy old man, but not yours. I’m the property of a freaking awesome wife. She was born in August.

Sorry, I’m a spoiled husband but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy old wife. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but she’s a perfect mixture of sunshine & hurricane.

I am a grumpy old man. I do what I want, when I want, where I want! Except I gotta ask my wife. One sec.

Back off! I have a crazy wife. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, and I'm not afraid to use her.

I am a grumpy old man. I do what I want, when I want, where I want! Except I gotta ask my wife. ... One sec.

Sorry ladies, I'm married to a freakin' sexy wife. She's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but I am her king. She is my whole world.

Yes! I'm a spoiled grumpy old man but not yours. I'm the property of a freaking awesome wife.

Husband and wife Not always eye to eye But always heart to heart We’re a team A bond that can’t be broken

Sorry I'm a spoiled wife But not yours I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy old husband

Yes, I'm a spoiled husband but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome wife.

They call me a lucky man because I have a freakin' sexy wife. She has anger issues.

I'm a lucky man. I have a crazy wife. She is also a grumpy woman but she has ears that always listen, arms that hug

Sorry I am already taken by a sexy and crazy wife. She is fragile like a bomb and she doesn’t play well with stupid people, but in my eyes she’s the definition of perfection & beauty and she’ll punch you in the throat.

I am a grumpy old man. I do what I want, when I want, where I want! Except I gotta ask my wife. One sec.

Sorry my heart only beats for my freaking awesome wife Who drives me crazy and treats me like a king She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people But she knows more than he says Thinks more than she speaks And notices more than you realize

Sorry ladies I’m married To a freaking awesome wife She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes But I love her & she is my life I’m the lucky one