Gifts for Wife (103)

My wife loves my meat

Sorry ladies i'm married to a freakin' sexy wife she's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes but i am her king she is my whole world i love her forever and always (yes, she bought me this shirt)

My wife is the coolest sweetest most gorgeous woman i have ever seen she is my best friend and my life

Back off! i have a crazy wife and i'm not afraid to use her

Being a wife is a choice being a veteran's wife is a privilege

Vietnam veteran wife most people never meet their heroes i married mine.

Sorry ladies i’m married to a freaking awesome wife she’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but i love her & she is my life i’m the lucky one because i get to be her husband

I found my love when i found my spoiled wife who makes my world beautiful she’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes i am her king & she is my destiny falling in love with her i had no control

I’m a lucky man i have a crazy wife she is also a grumpy woman but she has ears that always listen arms that hug & hold love that’s never ending and a heart that’s made of gold if you mess with me they’ll never find your body

5 things you should know about my wife

I don't need your approval I already have a Wife Who Disagrees

in this house the remote belongs to the Husband the TV belongs to The Wife

all I need is my truck my dog and a wife who Lets Me Keep Both

Proud husband of a Freakin' Awesome Wife yes she bought me This Shirt

Proud Firefighter's Wife he runs into fire I run The House

proud Lineman's Wife storms come he goes I Pray

Proud Mechanic's Wife I'm used to grease, cuss words And Late Dinners

Farmer's Wife I don't need a gym I Have Chores

my wife said if I go fishing one more time She'd Leave Me I'm Gonna Miss Her

When My Wife Says Five Minutes I go ahead and Start A New Hobby

my wife said pick me or Fishing I'll miss her Every Weekend

I'm Not Saying my wife is always right I'm just saying I've Never Won An Argument

My Wife Thinks I'm Working Overtime but really I'm Gone Fishing

My Wife's Honey-Do List is longer than My Retirement Plan

I'm The Boss my wife said so She Also Said Take Out The Trash

Professional Purse Holder while my wife Shops

My Wife Thinks I Own Two Rods let's keep It That Way

Certified Dad Joke expert and my wife Groans Every Single Day

My Wife Said No More Bikes so I told her This One's A Classic

I Don't Need GPS I have A Wife Who Remembers Every Wrong Turn

Behind Every Blessed Man is a Hardworking Wife who holds the whole family together And Yes, She Is My Queen