Gifts for Grandpa (197)

Don't mess with me my Grandpa is a grumpy old man with a bad hip, a short temper and a Shovel He knows places Nobody will ever look

Old Men look so harmless until you touch their Thermostat... then they're like a Bear woken up in January

Be nice to me my Grandma still owns the Wooden Spoon and she has Excellent Aim

Retired but still Dangerous I have time, a pickup truck and absolutely No Patience for stupid people

Warning this Nana has had No Nap proceed at Your Own Risk

I don't need a Weather App my knees already told me It's Gonna Rain

what happens at Grandma's Stays at Grandma's and no, mom Doesn't Need To Know

Grandpa can fix anything except The TV Remote the thermostat and your attitude

I'm the sweet Grandma who crochets Bakes Cookies and cusses like A Sailor

Yes I'm spoiled but not by you I belong to a Grumpy Old Grandpa who'd fight a Bear for me

Mess with my Grandkids and you'll learn Grandma doesn't need Google to find you She Has Church Friends

Grandpa runs on Black Coffee bad jokes and the sweet silence of nobody Touching His Stuff

don't let the cardigan fool you I run the Bingo Hall like a Mob Boss

I have one rule Stay off My Lawn that includes you Squirrels

I'm not the babysitter I'm the Grandma I don't follow your rules I Make New Ones

mom says no ask grandma grandma says no call the Great Grandma She Outranks Everybody

Ask me about The Good Old Days then cancel Your Afternoon

I have a Heart of Gold a mouth like a Trucker and grandkids worth Going To Jail For

Yes I'll lend you my tools right after you sign This Contract In Blood

I'm not a sweet little old lady I'm a Grumpy Old Woman who was a Wild Child

I'm the reason Grandpa has grey hair and the reason He Smiles

Grandpa the man the myth The Bad Jokes

At my age I've seen it all done it all heard it all I just Can't Remember Any Of It

never underestimate an old man with a Pickup Truck and a Free Afternoon

Proud member of the Spoil Them Rotten and send them Home Club

I'm not saying I'd go to jail for my grandkids I'm saying I Already Packed A Bag

Granny has lost her glasses for the third time today they're on Her Head

You touch my Recliner you meet my Bad Side and I have Two Of Those

I baked you cookies and I can Bury You in the Backyard Both Are True

Before I was Grandpa I was Cool now I'm Legendary

Nana soft hugs warm cookies and a Hard No for anybody who hurts My Babies

You can't scare me I have a Grandpa with a bad back A Good Aim And Time

My mood depends on three things coffee sleep and whether You Called Your Grandma

Grandpa the grill master the nap master the master of Telling You How To Do It

Because Grandma Said So that's the Whole Reason

I'm a Grumpy Old Man my sarcasm comes free but my patience Costs Extra