Funny Sayings (755)

I'm the Fun Uncle what mom says no to I Say Maybe

Mess with My Nieces and you'll meet Their Crazy Auntie

I get my Attitude from my Freakin' Awesome Mom she's a bit crazy And Scares Me Too

Yes I'm a Spoiled Daughter but not yours I'm the property of a Grumpy Old Dad

I'm a Mama's Boy and if you have a Problem With That Talk To Her

Raising My Mom is so hard She Doesn't Listen

Dear boys my Dad has a shovel And An Alibi

I'm not like my dad I'm Worse Sorry Mom

I'm a Daughter my mom gave me her looks And Her Sarcasm

My mom is sweet until You Mess With Her Son

I'm not spoiled I'm just Daddy's Girl and he Agrees

I'm not like my mom I'm Exactly Like My Mom

My dad isn't perfect but he's My Hero And My Bad Influence

We're not a Normal Family we're a Limited Edition

We're not yelling we're Italian... Or Just This Family

Tall Girls look so intimidating but really we're just Here To Reach The Top Shelf

Short Girls are not small we're Concentrated Rage

I'm not chubby I'm just Easy To See From Far Away

I'm a Redhead my temper comes with The Hair

I'm not blonde I just Had A Moment Or Ten

I'm in my Forties I don't have the energy To Pretend To Like You

Fifty fabulous and Fresh Out Of Patience

Sixty and still Sassy just Slower About It

I'm not sweating I'm just Sparkling Violently

I'm a Coffee Drinking Dog Loving slightly Crazy Woman

I'm a southern lady so when I say Bless Your Heart Run

I'm a quiet woman but don't Mistake My Silence For Weakness

I garden so I don't Bury People in the Backyard

I'm the crazy lady with Books, Coffee And Too Many Cats

I thought it said Wine Yoga so now I'm Disappointed

I speak Fluent Sarcasm and a little Eye Roll

Nap Queen sleeping my way Through Retirement one couch At A Time

Old Lady Gang we don't fight we just Talk About You

never underestimate an old woman with A Purse full of Everything

My hair is done my nails are done My Patience Is Also Done

Age is just A Number in my case A Really Big One