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Old man Weather Report it's hot it's cold my knees hurt Get Off My Porch

Proud husband of a Freakin' Awesome Wife yes she bought me This Shirt

If I can't fix it with Duct Tape it's not Broken Enough

Grandparents are just parents who finally Stopped Caring

I'm the wife I keep this family Organized and quietly Unhinged

I'm not old I'm a Classic still running on Original Parts

Husband part time Lawn Mower full time Nap Taker

I don't nag I just Remind you Repeatedly Lovingly

I'm at the age where I Don't Care and the age where I Say It Out Loud

I still lift weights it's called Getting Up Off The Couch

my husband yells at the TV like the players Can Hear Him Every Sunday

If I text you and you don't answer I Will Assume You're Dead

We're a Crazy Old Couple he's grumpy I'm moody Perfect Match

I'm the Grandson of a woman who Survived Everything you are Not A Problem

sweet smart spoiled and backed by A Crazy Grandma Choose Wisely

my husband can grill Anything except a Salad

Not A Morning Person not an Afternoon Person basically just A Nap Person

He's the Boss of this house I'm the Boss Of Him

Retired man I'm busier now than when I Got Paid For It

proud member of the Old Fart Club we meet early Leave Early

Yes I'm spoiled but not by you by a Grumpy Old Husband Who'd Fight You

my happy place is the Hardware Store my sad place Is The Checkout

I'm nice until You Mess With My Family then I'm Your Worst Nightmare

I'm a Nurse I've seen things that would make you Pass Out so no, your attitude Doesn't Scare Me

Retired not Expired I still have Opinions

I'm a nurse my sarcasm comes in IV Form Free Of Charge

Retired Nurse I still give Medical Advice you just have to Listen This Time

I'm an Electrician I fix what your husband Tried To Fix

Electrician Rates $50 an hour $75 if you watch $100 if you help $200 If You Tried It First

I'm a Welder I fix things you can't fix With Tape

I'm a welder I play with fire and Hot Metal all day You Don't Scare Me

I'm a Trucker I've driven more miles than your Excuses

Proud Trucker's Wife I'm not single my husband Is On The Road

Mechanic Rates $80 an hour $100 if you watch $150 If You Tell Me How To Do It

I'm a Grumpy Old Mechanic I'll fix your car but not Your Attitude

Retired Teacher I'm not Grading your behavior Anymore... Yet