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I'm pretty sure my guardian angel just sits there watching me as she paints her nails rolls her eyes and mutters under her breath “how did i get stuck with this one?”

I may not have been my mother's favorite child but i was the first one she thought of whenever the police turned up

Skilled workers are hard to find that's why idiots are promoted to management

My brain says let's do something exciting today my body says don't listen to that fool

Sometimes the black sheep of the family is the only one who has the balls to tell the truth

Yeah i've got ocd old cranky dangerous

I'm pretty sure my guardian angel just sits there watching me as she paints her nails rolls her eyes and mutters under her breath “how did i get stuck with this one?”

I don't like to think before i speak i like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes outta my mouth

At this point i'm convinced some people were put on the planet just to test my anger management skills

Nope, i can't go to hell satan has a restraining order against me

I've been gooder i've been badder many times thinner lots of times fatter there's stuff i remember and stuff i forget but i've always been me whatcha see is whatcha get

Maybe I was raised wrong, but I was taught if you wanted something, you work for it.

Sorry I am already taken by a sexy and crazy wife. She is fragile like a bomb and she doesn’t play well with stupid people, but in my eyes she’s the definition of perfection & beauty and she’ll punch you in the throat.

Behind every smartass daughter is a dad laughing because she gets it from him.

5 THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MY SMARTASS DAUGHTER:

I GET MY ATTITUDE FROM MY FREAKIN’ AWESOME GRANDMA. SHE IS A BIT CRAZY & SCARES ME SOMETIMES, BUT SHE IS A PERFECT MIXTURE OF SWEETHEART & WARRIOR. I LOVE HER. SHE IS MY BESTFRIEND.

I GET MY ATTITUDE FROM MY FREAKIN’ AWESOME AUNT. SHE’S HAS ANGER ISSUES & A BIT CRAZY, BUT SHE KNOWS MORE THAN SHE SAYS, THINKS MORE THAN SHE SPEAKS & NOTICES MORE THAN YOU REALIZE.

I GET MY ATTITUDE FROM MY FREAKING AWESOME GRUMPA. HE’S A BIT CRAZY & SCARES ME SOMETIMES. HE HAS A BACKBONE MADE OF STEEL AND A HEART MADE OF GOLD. HE LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY.

YOU CAN’T SCARE ME. I HAVE A CRAZY DAUGHTER. SHE HAS ANGER ISSUES AND A SERIOUS DISLIKE FOR STUPID PEOPLE, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE HER.

THINKING I’M JUST A SPOILED CHILD WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE. I’M A SPOILED GRANDDAUGHTER OF A CRAZY PAPA. HE IS ALSO A GRUMPY OLD MAN. HE HAS ANGER ISSUES AND A SERIOUS DISLIKE FOR STUPID PEOPLE.

I’M A LUCKY DAD. I HAVE A STUBBORN DAUGHTER. SHE CAN’T CONTROL HER MOUTH. SHE HAS ANGER ISSUES & A SERIOUS DISLIKE FOR STUPID PEOPLE.

I GET MY ATTITUDE FROM MY FREAKIN’ AWESOME GRANDMA. SHE’S HAS ANGER ISSUES & A BIT CRAZY, BUT SHE KNOWS MORE THAN SHE SAYS, THINKS MORE THAN SHE SPEAKS & NOTICES MORE THAN YOU REALIZE.

YES I’M A SPOILED GRANDDAUGHTER, BUT NOT YOURS. I AM THE PROPERTY OF A FREAKING AWESOME GRANDMA. SHE IS A BIT CRAZY AND SCARES ME SOMETIMES, BUT I LOVE HER AND SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND.

I GET MY ATTITUDE FROM MY FREAKIN’ AWESOME GRANDMA. SHE IS A BIT CRAZY & SCARES ME SOMETIMES, BUT IS A PERFECT MIXTURE OF SWEETHEART AND WARRIOR. I LOVE HER. SHE IS MY BESTFRIEND.

DON'T MESS WITH CRANKY SHORT WOMEN WE HAVE TO HOP ON COUNTERS TO GET STUFF DON'T THINK WE CAN'T HOP ON YOU LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY

My daughter is my baby today, tomorrow and always you hurt her i’ll hurt you i don’t care if she’s 1 day or 50 years old i will defend & protect her all of my life

Thinking i’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake i’m a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma she is also a grumpy old woman

I am a lucky daughter because i’m raised by a freaking awesome dad he’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but he knows more than he says thinks more than he speaks

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome mom she knows more than she says thinks more than she speaks and notices more than you realize if you mess with me you better run for your life

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandma who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people. Mess with me, she will slap you so hard even Google won’t be able to find you.

So, there is this boy who kinda stole my heart. He calls me Grandma.

If you mess with me you better run for your life because my grandpa is coming after you & grandma’s coming with him.

I don’t know what the question is but my dad is the answer. He knows everything. If he doesn’t know, he makes stuff up really fast.

5 things you should know about my grandma

I’m the crazy grandma everyone warned you about. Mess with my grandkids, my angels, you better run for your life because I’m coming after you & hell’s coming with me.

Being a grandma is an honor. Being a great-grandma is priceless.