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Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest & I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours.

Having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

They call me Aunt because partner in crime makes me sound like a bad influence.

I'm called Papa because I'm way too cool to be called Grandfather.

Warning! I have a crazy grandpa and I'm not afraid to use him.

Thinking I'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I'm a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man.

I am a lucky daughter because I'm raised by a freaking awesome dad. He's a bit crazy & scares me sometimes

Smartass daughter. Hated by many, loved by plenty. Heart on her sleeve, fire in her soul & a mouth she can't control.

Sorry, I am already taken by a sexy & crazy girl. She's stubborn, messy & a brat at times. She's clumsy, loud & a bit silly sometimes.

I'm not clumsy. I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

5 things you should know about my smartass daughter:

I get my attitude from my freakin' awesome dad. He is a bit crazy & scares me sometimes. He has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

Yes I'm a spoiled granddaughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grandma.

I get my attitude from my freakin' awesome grandma. She is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes but is a perfect mixture of sweetheart and warrior.

I told my daughter to watch her attitude. She looked at me and said, “For complaints about my attitude, please contact the manufacturer!”

I am a lucky daughter. I have a crazy mom who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

I am a lucky son because I'm raised by a freaking awesome mom. She's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes

You can't scare me. I have a crazy daughter. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, and I'm not afraid to use her.

You can't scare me. I have a crazy grandma who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

Me and Grandma are more than besties. I am her accomplice and she is my alibi!

I may seem quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my son, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place.

When I die, I know one of my grandkids will lean in my coffin and whisper, "Can I play a game on your phone?"

Nope, I can't go to hell. Satan still has a restraining order against me.

Some grandmas cuss and will kick your ass if you mess with their grandkids. It's me, I'm some grandmas.

I'm not clumsy. I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

Aging may have slowed me down, but it is yet to shut me up.

Better worry about your own sins because God ain't gonna ask you about mine.

I annoy stupid people and you are looking a bit upset right now.

Back off. I've got enough to deal with today without having to make your death look like an accident.

Sorry, I am already taken by a freaking awesome girl. She's a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but she's a perfect mixture of sunshine and hurricane. I'm her king.

Yes, I'm a spoiled husband but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome wife.

Yes! I'm a spoiled daughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome mom.

I am a proud daughter because I'm raised by a freaking awesome mom. She is my safe place & my greatest strength.

I am a proud daughter because I'm raised by a freaking awesome mom. She is my safe place & my greatest strength.

I'm a lucky attitude. I have a crazy mom who happens to cuss a lot. But she is a perfect mixture of sweetheart & warrior.

I get my attitude from my freakin' awesome mom. She is a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but she is a perfect mixture of sweetheart & warrior.