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I’m not a perfect daughter, but my crazy dad loves me and that is enough. He’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but he has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy daughter. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, and I’m not afraid to use her.

Yes! I’m a spoiled daughter but not yours. I’m the property of a freaking awesome dad.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled daughter of a crazy dad.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled daughter of a crazy dad. He is also a grumpy old man.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled daughter of a crazy dad. He is also a grumpy old man.

5 Things You Should Know About My Smartass Daughter 1.

5 things you should know about my daddy:

I am a lucky nephew because I’m raised by a freaking awesome aunt. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes

They call me a lucky nephew because I’m raised by a freaking awesome aunt. It doesn’t matter how old I become; I will always be her little boy.

I never give up because I have an awesome aunt who encouraged me to pursue my dreams. She is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but I love her and she is my best friend.

Yes! I’m a spoiled nephew, but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome aunt. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but it doesn’t matter how old I become:

They call me a lucky nephew because I’m raised by a freaking awesome aunt. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she knows more than she says, thinks more than she speaks, and notices more than you realize.

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome aunt. She is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she is a perfect mixture of sweetheart and warrior.

You don’t scare me. I have a freaking awesome aunt. She is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she is a perfect mixture of angel and warrior.

Yes! I’m a spoiled nephew, but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome aunt. She is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but I’m her princess.

Yes! I’m a spoiled aunt, but not yours. I’m the best friend of my freaking awesome nephew. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes.

5 things you should know about my grandma.

If you mess with me, you better run for your life. Because my grandpa is coming after you & hell’s coming with him.

I’m not a perfect daughter, but my crazy dad loves me, and that is enough. He is also a grumpy old man.

Yes! I’m a stubborn daughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome mom.

Yes! I’m a stubborn daughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome mom.

5 things you should know about my smartass daughter:

I asked God for a partner in crime. He sent me my smartass daughter.

Back off. I have a crazy daughter. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, and I’m not afraid to use her.

5 things you should know about my dad:

5 things you should know about my daddy:

Back off. I have a crazy daughter. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, and I’m not afraid to use her.

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome aunt. She is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she is a perfect mixture of sweetheart and warrior.

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome aunt. She’s has anger issues and a bit crazy, but she knows more than she says, thinks more than she speaks

5 things you should know about my auntie:

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled nephew of a crazy aunt.

The auntie code:

I am a lucky nephew. I have a crazy aunt who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome aunt. She is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she is a perfect mixture of sweetheart and warrior.