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I told my daughter to watch her attitude. She looked at me and said, “For complaints about my attitude, please contact the manufacturer!”

I’m not a perfect nephew, but my aunt loves me and that is enough. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

It’s not my fault you thought my daughter was normal. You’ve had more than enough time and plenty of clues to figure that out.

You can't scare me. I have a crazy grandma who has ears that always listen, arms that hug & hold, love that's never ending and a heart that's made of gold.

They call me a lucky son because I'm raised by a freaking awesome mom.

I'm not a perfect granddaughter but my crazy grandma loves me... and that is enough.

I get my attitude from my freakin' awesome Aunt. She is a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but she is a perfect mixture of sweetheart & warrior.

Yes! I'm a stubborn granddaughter but my freaking awesome Grandpa loves me and that is enough.

I get my attitude from my freakin' awesome Grandma. She has anger issues & is a bit crazy but she knows more than she says, thinks more than she speaks & notices more than you realize.

I'm a lucky granddaughter. I have a crazy Grandpa who happens to cuss a lot. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

I’m a lucky granddaughter. I have a crazy grandpa who happens to cuss a lot. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

Yes! I’m a spoiled daughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome mom. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes.

Thinking I'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I'm a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman.

I get my attitude from my freakin' awesome grandma. She has anger issues & is a bit crazy but she knows more than she says

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome aunt. She’s has anger issues & a bit crazy but she knows more than she says, thinks more than she speaks

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy daughter. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people and I’m not afraid to use her.

Yes, i am a spoiled grandson but not yours i am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy old grandma she’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes but she knows more than she says thinks more than she speaks

Yes! i’m a spoiled girl but not yours i’m the daughter of a freaking awesome dad he’s a little crazy and sometimes scares me but he knows more than he says thinks more than he speaks and notices more than you realize he loves me unconditionally

I’m not a perfect grandson But my crazy grandma loves me And that is enough She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes But I love her & she is my best friend

Thinking i'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. i'm a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy grandpa. he is also a grumpy old man.

Yes! i'm a lucky granddaughter. i have a crazy grandpa. he is also a grumpy old man. he has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people, but i love him & he is my best friend.

Yes! i am a spoiled granddaughter but not yours. i am the treasure of an awesome grandpa.

THINKING I’M JUST A SPOILED CHILD WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE. I’M A SPOILED GRANDSON OF A CRAZY GRANDMA.

YES! I’M A SPOILED GRANDDAUGHTER, BUT NOT YOURS. I’M THE TREASURE OF AN AWESOME GRANDPA. HE’S A LITTLE BIT CRAZY AND SCARES ME SOMETIMES. HE LOVES ME & AND I’M HIS PRINCESS.

YOU CAN’T SCARE ME. I HAVE A CRAZY GRANDMA WHO HAS EARS THAT ALWAYS LISTEN, ARMS THAT HUG & HOLD, LOVE THAT’S NEVER ENDING, AND A HEART THAT’S MADE OF GOLD.

I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.

If I’m spoiled, it’s my grandpa’s fault because he treats me like a princess. He’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but he loves me unconditionally and he’s my best friend.

I found my love When I found my spoiled wife Who makes my world beautiful She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes I am her king & She is my destiny Falling in love with her I had no control

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake I’m a spoiled daughter of a crazy mom She’s also a grumpy woman She’s stubborn, messy & a brat at times But in my eyes She’s the definition of perfection & beauty If you mess with me

They call me a lucky man because I have a freakin’ sexy wife. She has anger issues, she is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but I love her and she is my life. Mess with me and they’ll never find your body.

I’m a lucky dad i have a stubborn daughter she can’t control her mouth she has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people but i’m her king & she’s always my princess mess with her and they’ll never find your body

Yes, I am a spoiled daughter but not yours. I am the treasure of an awesome mom. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people. She loves me unconditionally.

Yes! I’m a stubborn daughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome dad. He’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes.

Every time I look at my grandchildren, I think, ‘Wow, how did I get so lucky

Don’t tell me I haven’t got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they’re a lot bigger than yours.

Warning! I have an asshole brother, and I’m not afraid to use him.