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Behind every granddaughter who believes in herself is a grandma who believed in her first

I try to be good but I take after my grandma. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she knows more than she says, thinks more than she speaks, and notices more than you realize. She loves me so much.

Yes! I’m a spoiled granddaughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy grandma. She has anger issues, thin patience, a serious dislike for stupid people and cusses a lot.

I try to be good but I take after Grandma.

If I’m spoiled, it’s my Mimi’s fault because she treats me like a princess. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but she loves me unconditionally and she’s my best friend.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy woman.

I have three titles: mom grandma and great grandma and i rock them all

Asshole husband and smartass wife. Best friends for life.

The dumbest thing you can possibly do is piss off my wife. She will open the gates of hell and escort your ass right on in, and she will do it with a smile on her face.

I am a grumpy old man. I do what I want, when I want, where I want! Except I gotta ask my wife… One sec.

These titties are protected by a smokin' hot crazy guy... and he'll punch you in the throat.

Sorry, this guy is already taken by a super sexy girlfriend.

I NEVER DREAMED I’D END UP MARRYING A PERFECT FREAKIN’ WIFE, BUT HERE I AM LIVING THE DREAM.

These titties are protected by a smokin’ hot crazy guy, and he’ll punch you in the throat.

I am proud son of a crazy mom. She is also a grumpy woman. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled son of a crazy mom. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she knows more than she says, thinks more than she speaks and notices more than you realize.

I am a proud son of a crazy mom. She is also a grumpy woman. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

I’m not spoiled. I’m just loved, protected, and well taken care of by my mom. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but she treats me like a prince.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled son of a freaking awesome mom. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she loves me so much.

YES! I'M A SPOILED SON I'M RAISED BY A FREAKING AWESOME MOM SHE'S A BIT CRAZY & SCARES ME SOMETIMES

I’m a proud mom of a freaking awesome son.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled daughter of a freaking awesome mom. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she loves me so much. It doesn’t matter how old I become, I will always be her little girl.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled daughter of a crazy mom. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she knows more than she says, thinks more than she speaks and notices more than you realize.

Back off! I have a crazy psycho mom. She has anger issues and weapons, and I’m not afraid to use her.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled daughter of a freaking awesome mom. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

Yes! I’m a lucky mom. I have a freaking awesome daughter. She’s stubborn, messy and a bit silly sometimes, but she is a perfect mixture of angel and warrior.

I’m not spoiled. I’m just loved, protected, and well taken care of by my mom. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but she treats me like a princess.

Autism It’s not a disability It’s a different ability

I'm so old i remember one bathroom for the whole family a phone on the wall no internet, & a tv with rabbit ears & just 3 channels and we still made it

Back off i have a crazy aunt that i'm not afraid to use her

My mind still thinks i'm 25 my body thinks my mind is an idiot

IS IT JUST ME OR DO IDIOTS MULTIPLY QUICKER THAN NORMAL PEOPLE

IT DOESN'T MATTER What you think of me Because my imaginary friends THINK I'M SPECIAL

It's not my fault you though I was NORMAL you've had enough time and plenty of CLUES to figure that out.

I'M NOT Sugar & Spice AND EVERYTHING NICE I'm Sage & Hood AND WISH A MUFUKA WOULD

I Wouldn't need to MANAGE MY ANGER If people would manage THEIR STUPIDITY