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Dear boys my Dad has a shovel And An Alibi

Mom vacation is just Parenting somewhere More Expensive

I'm not a Regular Dad I'm a Dad Joke Dad Groan Responsibly

I'm a Daughter my mom gave me her looks And Her Sarcasm

Mom's House Mom's Rules don't like it Pay Rent

I'm not just a dad I'm a Walking ATM With Opinions

I'm a Boy Mom I've seen things nobody Should See

Girl mom I have Three Daughters and Zero Bathroom Time

Tired broke and Proud Dad Life

I'm not like my mom I'm Exactly Like My Mom

I'm not Mad I'm just a Mom Who's Done

Dad's Grill Dad's Rules don't touch Either One

Proud Mechanic's Wife I'm used to grease, cuss words And Late Dinners

Farmer's Wife I don't need a gym I Have Chores

my dad keeps the Lights On for everybody Including Me

My dad built this House and my Bad Back

Grandma and Retired Nurse I know where It Hurts

I'm a Dog Grandma I spoil them And Send Them Home

I'm a Dog Dad I talk to my dog more than I Talk To People

I'm not a crazy cat lady I'm a Cat Collector With Standards

My dog likes me More Than You Do and that's Fine

Reel Cool Grandpa and an even Better Liar

my dad taught me Hunting and How To Lie About It

I'm a Golf Grandpa I'm not good at golf But I Love The Cart

I'm a Farm Grandma I can milk a cow drive a tractor And Still Beat You At Cards

don't block the aisle at walmart Grandma Has A Cart And No Brakes

Grandpa's advice work hard save money and never Trust A Man Who Doesn't Fish

Birthday Grandma eat cake spoil grandkids Repeat

my wife said if I go fishing one more time She'd Leave Me I'm Gonna Miss Her

Fishing Grandpa like a normal grandpa But Better At Lying

my dad is a fisherman he's Patient with fish Not With Me

I'm a Gardening Grandma I talk to plants They Listen Better

Bowling Grandpa I don't roll strikes I Roll My Eyes

I'm the Bingo Grandma don't sit In My Lucky Chair

If Grandpa Can't Fix It it can't be fixed if he can't find it Ask Grandma

When My Wife Says Five Minutes I go ahead and Start A New Hobby