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Every Video Call my cat insists on Joining The Meeting
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Opened A Book and my cat decided That Page Is Now Her Bed
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Don't Bother Him the grill is His Office And He's In A Meeting
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Quick Trip To The Hardware Store he said that Three Hours Ago
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Wind Therapy no appointment needed No Waiting Room Just Open Road
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My Tackle Box Is Perfectly Organized the garage? We Don't Talk About The Garage
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A Doorbell Rang on TV and my dog Defended The House From Nobody
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Rolled The Window Down and my dog acted like It Was The Best Day Of His Life
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Closed One Door now my cat needs Urgently To Be On The Other Side
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Who Needs An Alarm my cat starts Breakfast Service At 5 AM Sharp
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My Husband Says I Know A Guy turns out The Guy Is Always Him
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He Can Describe a weird car noise In Perfect Detail But Not His Feelings
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Gray Beard bad knees Still Rides Every Sunday Morning
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Coffee In One Hand line in the water and My Phone Left In The Truck
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Bought A Fancy Dog Bed he still sleeps On My Pillow Every Single Night
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Went To Get The Mail and my dog greeted me like I'd Been Gone Ten Years
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My Cat Sits On The Stairs like a Tiny Landlord Collecting Rent In Snacks
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Got Up For Two Seconds came back and My Seat Now Belongs To The Cat
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Certified Dad Joke expert and my wife Groans Every Single Day
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My Wife Said No More Bikes so I told her This One's A Classic
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I Practice Catch And Release mostly the Release Part
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My Office opens at Sunrise And Has A Lake View
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I Haven't Gone To The Bathroom alone since I Got A Dog
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My Dog Sits shakes and rolls over Then Sends An Invoice In Treats
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Bring Out The Carrier and my cat Vanishes Into Thin Air
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Every New Plant gets a Taste Test From My Cat
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He Changes The Oil Every 3,000 Miles and talks about it for 3,000 More
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My Summer Tan ends exactly at My Riding Gloves Worth It
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Staring At A Bobber is my Meditation Do Not Disturb
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too hot, too cold, too windy Doesn't Matter It's Fishing Weather Every Single Day
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When My Dog Is Happy it's not just the tail The Whole Dog Wags
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Kayak Captain and my First Mate Has Four Paws
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My Cat Joins Every Work Meeting tail first Right In Front Of The Camera
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My Cat Always Picks The One Guest who Doesn't Like Cats
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My Husband Will Circle The Parking Lot for twenty minutes To Save Ten Steps
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Rain Isn't Bad Weather for a biker it's just A Free Bike Wash
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