Funny Sayings (827)

I'm a Nurse Mom you can't scare me I've seen Your Insides

Cowboy up before the sun in bed after The Cows Every Single Day

Welder's Wife I stay home while he Plays With Fire And Gets Paid

I'm a Grandpa and a veteran too old to fight Too Old To Run So I Just Stare

Retired Firefighter I used to Save Lives now I Save Leftovers

Trucker fuel coffee diesel bad radio And Spite

Night Shift Nurse I'm awake when you're Sleeping... Rudely

proud Lineman's Wife storms come he goes I Pray

You can't scare me I have a Crazy Sister she has my back And A Bad Temper

Big Sister Rules 1. I'm always right 2. see rule 1 Mom Agrees

I'm the Little Sister I don't break the rules I Get Away With Them

I'm the brother it's my job to Annoy You For Life

I annoy my sister but if you hurt her you'll meet the Older Brother Nobody Warned You About

Sisters not by blood but by Bad Decisions and good wine

I'm the Best Friend I'm also the Alibi

we'll be Best Friends until we're old and then we'll be Old Friends Causing Trouble

A good friend bails you out a best friend Is Sitting Next To You In Jail

yes this is my sister's shirt no she Doesn't Know Don't Tell Her

Middle Child the one mom Forgot To Worry About

I'm the Oldest I made the Mistakes so you could Copy Them

I'm the Youngest the rules Don't Apply mom's Favorite... Obviously

double the trouble double the Attitude we're Twins

My sister thinks she's my Mom and honestly She's Kind Of Right

We don't Gossip we just Share Updates loudly

my Sister my partner in crime Wine and Bad Ideas

I tease my Sister because I love her A Little Too Much

When we're old we'll be the Grandmas who Started The Fight At Bingo

Sisters Forever annoying each other Since Birth

I don't have friends I have Crazy People who Like Me

My brother can fix Anything with Duct Tape And Prayer

Mom said call your sister I said She Knows My Number

Cousin Crew making Family Reunions loud since Forever

Warning I come with a Best Friend who has no Filter

I'm the Cool Aunt I spoil them then Send Them Home

I'm the Aunt I'm like a mom only Cooler And Louder

Uncle the man the myth The Bad Influence