Funny Sayings (476)

I don't need therapy I just need to Go Fishing

my wife said if I go fishing one more time She'd Leave Me I'm Gonna Miss Her

Retired gone fishing be back Never

Behind every great fisherman is a Bigger Story About The One That Got Away

Weekend forecast Fishing with a chance of Beer

Hunting Season the most Wonderful Time of the Year

I'm a Hunting Widow every November I'm Single Again

Deer Camp where the coffee's hot the stories are Mostly True

I'm a Happy Camper as long as There's Coffee And No Bugs

Camping is just Day Drinking in the Woods

I'm not dirty I'm Gardening There's A Difference

Gardening because Murder is Wrong

I'm a Car Guy I can hear A Bad Engine from a mile away

I'm not Good At Golf I'm just here for The Cart And The Beer

When My Wife Says Five Minutes I go ahead and Start A New Hobby

I Don't Need Therapy I just need A Quiet Lake and a Tight Line

my wife said pick me or Fishing I'll miss her Every Weekend

Dog Dad walks at 6 treats at 7 Belly Rubs all day

I'm A Dog Mom I like dogs more than Most People

I Don't Own A Cat the cat Owns Me and she Pays No Rent

proud Cat Dad my kids have Whiskers and an Attitude

Step Away From The Grill this man has A Process

some people need a vacation I just need Two Wheels And An Open Road

I'm Not Saying my wife is always right I'm just saying I've Never Won An Argument

My Kids Have Paws and they think The Couch Is Theirs

Retired now I work for My Dog Full Time

My Cat And I Agree On One Thing mornings are Overrated

Cat Mom feeds her cleans up after her and gets Ignored Daily

the garage is not a mess it's my Office I Know Where Everything Is

Gray Hair Wind In It still riding Faster Than You Think

My Wife Thinks I'm Working Overtime but really I'm Gone Fishing

Can't Wake Up For Work but I'm up at 4 AM When The Fish Are Biting

dog hair is my favorite Accessory it goes with Everything

Dog Dad I walk him twice a day but let's be honest He's The Boss Of This House

It Was On The Table now it's on the floor My Cat Has No Regrets

Cat Lady my weekend plans a blanket, a book and a Purring Lap Warmer