Funny Sayings (1410)

You can't scare me. I have a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

No, I’m not a smartass. I’m a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent sarcasm.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

Smartass grandma. Hated by many, loved by plenty, heart on her sleeve, fire in her soul, and a mouth she can’t control.

Yes! I’m a spoiled nephew, but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy aunt. She has anger issues, thin patience

Thinking I'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I'm a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman.

Yes, i am a spoiled grandson but not yours i am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy old grandma she’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes but she knows more than she says thinks more than she speaks

Thinking i'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. i'm a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy grandpa. he is also a grumpy old man.

Yes! i'm a lucky granddaughter. i have a crazy grandpa. he is also a grumpy old man. he has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people, but i love him & he is my best friend.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake I’m a spoiled daughter of a crazy mom She’s also a grumpy woman She’s stubborn, messy & a brat at times But in my eyes She’s the definition of perfection & beauty If you mess with me

Yes, I am a spoiled granddaughter But not yours I am the treasure of an awesome NANA Yes, I love sarcasm & smartass But he loves me and treats me like a princess You'd better not hurt me

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandpa. He’s also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

Yes! i'm a spoiled grumpy old man but not yours i'm the property of a freaking awesome wife she's a bit crazy & scares me sometimes mess with me the beast in her will awake & they'll never find your body

Thinking i’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake i’m a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy grandma she is also a grumpy old woman she has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people you hurt me

I'm not a perfect daughter, but my crazy dad loves me and that is enough. He is also a grumpy old man.

Yes! I'm a spoiled granddaughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy grandma.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled granddaughter of a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

Yes! I’m a spoiled daughter, but not yours. I am the property of a freaking crazy dad. He is also a grumpy old man who happens to cuss a lot.

Yes! I’m a spoiled grumpy old man, but not yours. I’m the property of a freaking awesome wife. She was born in August.

Yes! I’m a spoiled grumpy old man, but not yours. I’m the property of a freaking awesome wife. She was born in August.

Thinking I'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I'm a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but he treats me like a princess.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but she treats me like a prince.

I am a proud granddaughter of a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but he has a backbone made of steel & a heart made of gold.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people, but she treats me like a princess.

Sorry, I’m a spoiled husband but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy old wife. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but she’s a perfect mixture of sunshine & hurricane.

Yes, I am a spoiled grandson but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy old grandma. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes,

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled daughter of a crazy mom. She is also a grumpy old woman.

I’m not a perfect daughter, but my crazy dad loves me and that is enough. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but he treats me like a princess.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled daughter of a crazy mom. She is also a grumpy old woman.

I’m not a perfect daughter, but my crazy dad loves me and that is enough. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but he treats me like a princess.