Dog Lovers (87)

the more people I meet the more I love My Dog Just Saying

I Haven't Gone To the bathroom alone Since I Got My Dog

Weekend Forecast dog walks with a chance of More Dog Walks

I Don't Walk My Dog My Dog Walks Me

The Couch technically belongs to The Dog I just pay for it

My Dog gets the Zoomies At Midnight every single night

Dog Grandma I don't have grandkids I have Grandpups

I Bought The Couch but The Dog Owns It

My Dog can hear The Cheese Drawer From Three Rooms Away

Missing Socks? check The Dog Bed Every Single Time

I Have A King Bed and somehow The Dog Gets Most Of It

I Left For five minutes My Dog Acts Like It's Been Five Years

Doorbell On TV my dog Falls For It Every Single Time

My Dog's Arch Enemy is the Vacuum Cleaner

One Head Tilt from my dog And I Forget What I Was Mad About

Just One More Throw said my dog Three Hundred Throws Ago

Bath Time my dog acts like It's The End Of The World

Home For Two Days and my dog Still Remembers Me

My Dog's Ball rolled under The Couch Now It's My Problem

Just Mopped The Floor my dog took that As An Invitation

The Dog's Stocking Is Bigger Than Mine and honestly He Earned It

Those Aren't Smudges on my windows they're Nose Art By My Dog

Bought A Queen Bed the dog gets Two Thirds I Get The Edge

A Doorbell Rang on TV and my dog Defended The House From Nobody

Rolled The Window Down and my dog acted like It Was The Best Day Of His Life

Bought A Fancy Dog Bed he still sleeps On My Pillow Every Single Night

Went To Get The Mail and my dog greeted me like I'd Been Gone Ten Years

Grandma Knits Matching Hats for the whole family Even The Dog

I Haven't Gone To The Bathroom alone since I Got A Dog

My Dog Sits shakes and rolls over Then Sends An Invoice In Treats

We Built A Snowman and the dog Ate His Nose

When My Dog Is Happy it's not just the tail The Whole Dog Wags

My Dog's Longest Running Feud is with The Mail Carrier

He Weighs Ninety Pounds and still thinks He's A Lap Dog

Best Seat At Thanksgiving belongs to The Dog Under The Table

Our Dog Helped Unwrap Every Gift including The Ones That Weren't His